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1) He never talks to you yet you know he is there.
2) Answers all complicted mathematical questions but cannot do a step 2 on its own.
3) He or she is someone who you least expect. You can search for him/her all over the world but you will never find him/her
4) bitter on the outside.
5) long and hairy
6) feeble and weak. The size of two pencil cases. But it is more empty than a vacuum.

PS: I will tell you all the anwers in the end- the person with the most correct answer will be chosen as the best answer and will prove superior.

2007-02-09 08:14:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

1) God
2) calculator
3) youself
4) winter?
5) ?
6) my brain?

2007-02-09 08:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1 0

1. My Husband
2. Calculator
3. Waldo and Carmen Sandi-ego
4. My Mother In Law
5. Wig
6. An empty vacuum bag

2007-02-09 08:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by Oh My! 2 · 1 0

Pencil.

2007-02-09 08:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0 0

1.God
2.Calculator
3.True Love
4.Sour Candy
5.Wig
6.Empty cereal box

2007-02-09 09:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by halima b 2 · 0 0

1) God
2)Calculator
3)TRUE love
4)Sour Candy
5)Empty Cereal box

I tried

2007-02-09 08:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Roe 1 · 0 0

1) god
2)calculator
3)yourself
4)
5)a di**
6)brain

2007-02-09 08:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) Air
2) The page where you Pay/Sign up to a porn site using a credit card
3) God
4) Durian
5) My d*ck
6) George W. Bush

2007-02-09 08:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the respond is 'Time' the poem yet i do no longer understand who its via the time has come, iciness is right here and those yellow bears disapear. (...I turn polar bears white ) The time has previous as guy looks lower back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. (...and that i will make you cry.) As time is held boys go their legs yet of path the lavatory begs (...I make men would desire to pee) As time marches on women loose their blush and alter a comb for his or her brush (...and girls comb their hair.) As time passes For those held severe their end is nigh (...I make celebrities seem stupid ) As time catches up all people is equivalent as quickly as we get to the final sequal (...and frequent people appear like celebrities.) As time turns with out it we've flour and water With it we've breakfast for my daughter (...I turn pancakes brown ) As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into some thing so wonderful )...and make your champane bubble.) As time runs out The extra in a minute you are attempting to squeeze the fewer you're able to do conveniently. (...in case you sqeeze me, i will pop. ) As time ticks each and each of the time that has previous guy can not comprehand some thing so massive. (...in case you seem at me, you will pop. )

2016-09-28 21:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

1- Unborn child
2-Calculator
3-
4-
5-catapilar
6- empty cocoon

2007-02-09 08:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by Mat D 1 · 0 0

1.God
2.calculator
3.destiny
4. blizard winds
5.a backwoods country road
6. empty box of chocolates,LOL

2007-02-09 09:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0 0

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