I need a good laugh..... Do ya have any REALLY funny ones?
2007-02-09 07:54:42 · 8 answers · asked by sWeeTy PiE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heaven was filling up, so God decided to only let people in who had really horrible deaths.
The first guy came in and God asked him how he died.
The man began his story.
"Well, I found out my wife was having an affair, so I tried to kill the guy. I found him outside a window of a five story building hanging on to the ledge by his hands. I hit his hands with a hammer and he fell off of the building. When he hit the ground he still didn't die, so I threw a refrigerator on him and he died. And after all of that, I died of a heart attack.
"Okay" God said, "I guess your death was bad enough" so he let him through the gate.
The next guy came in and God asked him how he died.
The guy began his story.
"Well I was working out in the hallway when I slipped and fell down the stairs and fell out the window. I managed to grab the window ledge but some guy hit my hands with a hammer so I fell off the building. I landed in a bush so I was okay, but then the guy threw a fridge on me!
"Okay" God said, "I guess your death was bad enough" and he let him through the gate.
Then a third guy came in and God asked him how he died.
The guy began his story.
"You aren't going to believe this" he said, "but i was hiding in a refridgerator...
2007-02-09 08:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by megastarr92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so much a joke as it is a tongue twister--gave me a lot of laughs.
When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants the doctor to doctor?
and the answer is:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants the doctor to doctor, not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.
see how fast you can say THAT!
2007-02-09 08:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Katykins 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So I am a manager and one of my staff members call to say that she could come in so I said...
Me: What's the problem?
Staff: I have Anal Gluacoma
Me:That sounds serious, what are your symptoms?
Staff.......
I Can't see me *** coming into work today!
2007-02-09 08:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by rockstar_jax 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
((..ilustrated 2 make u laff..))
victoria beckham,
http://www.supanet.com/media/00/07/80/vbeckham_210.jpg
once sed 2 husband david beckham
http://www.sportshair.com/images/david_beckham.jpg
"daviiiidd...a wanna go on holiday somewhere i've never been before..."
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_6_dbva.jpg
david replied with:
"well why dont you try the kitchen!"
http://weblogs.nrc.nl/weblog/nextlog/wp-content/uploads/images770445_DavidBeckham_Victoria14a.jpg
2007-02-09 08:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by bad to the bone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!!!
2007-02-09 07:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by The PUNK Goddesssss 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=clown&ei=UTF-8&fr=ush-ans&x=wrt
2007-02-09 08:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
the wheelchair. haha, that one always gets me
2007-02-09 07:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by cyndaylou 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Knock, Knock
who's there
......................
2007-02-09 08:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋