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2007-02-09 07:47:26 · 16 answers · asked by fisherman 78 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur mommas vagina is so dry her crabs carry canteens :D
2007-02-09 07:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by kymee1112 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your Momma's so fat she passed in front of the TV and I missed two commercials!
Your Momma's so stupid she tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
2007-02-09 15:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lowa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, it took her 2 days to watch 60 minutes
2007-02-09 15:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat she was the 5000.
(studying for a quiz in a bible class about Jesus' miracles, we got a bit bored and that's what we came up with.)
2007-02-09 16:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama is so fat....
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
the horse on her polo shirt is real.
She deep fries her toothpaste!
Your mama is so greasy...
her freckles slid off.
Your mama is so poor...
she eats cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
When I rang her doorbell, she said "Ding Dong!"
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
haha yeah they are dumb...but whatever.
2007-02-09 17:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by Katherine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so slutty she wears green lipstick cause red means stop.
Your momma's got ADD. A donkey d**k
2007-02-09 16:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so dumb I told her it was chilli outside and she went and grabbed a bowl.
Your mommas so dumb she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Your mommas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
2007-02-09 16:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda gross, but w/e. I heard it from a friend.
Your momma is so slutty I can compare her to a vaccum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet.
2007-02-10 00:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by tumbles86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moma is so fat that when she fell over gravy poured out !!!
2007-02-09 17:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so fat, she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and went "That's it?"
2007-02-09 16:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is soooo fat & hungry,
that when she went to KFC,
she said how much is the bucket on the roof.
2007-02-09 16:01:27 · answer #11 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋