here's a samoan joke? any poly's out there halla back?

Question

Through out the entire high school football season "Malili" never was given a chance to play in any of the games. It was now the last game of the season and the team was winning by a lot of points. With about 2 minutes left in "malili" senior year of high school football the coach gives out a monsterous yell and says, Malili come here, are you ready to get pumped? Malili says, i- goach I pumb ub. Coach-O.K., Malili I want you to get in there and get vicious, Malili replies- O.GAE Goach. Malili exsitingly runs on to the field to play defense for the next play. Soon as the play is over, Malili runs back to the sideline and says to his coach, -Oka goach I never see Vicious, what number he wear?




can add your own jokes too.

Answer 1

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

looooool ...dumbass malili

u said we can add our own jokes so....


Anniversary

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.

But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we've been together."

They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."



Indecent Proposal

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"

She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then
replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars."

The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"

Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"

The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a whore. Now I'm just haggling over the price."


You're next

When I was younger I hated going to weddings...it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that **** after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Answer 3

I'm a polly head and Oka O Kae se le valea ai Malili. If your not understanding that it meant Oh my God Malili is Stupid.

Answer 4

HAHAHAHA!!!!!