ok this is the thing i want to laugh so ths is war ou come in tell me a jokes...cuz i really nead a laugh.
2007-02-09 06:45:01 · 2 answers · asked by Stephanie and lindsay 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Cuban, A Mexican, & an American were all sitting in a boat, fishing, having a great time. The cuban reaches into his pocket and pulls out a (cuban) cigar, and the mexican and american pull out a cigarette. They all light up, and after a few puffs the Cuban throws the cigar out into the ocean. The American baffled and confused asked "Why did you throw that over board, arent Cubans ridiculously expensive?" the cuban leans back and replies "In my country, cubans are plentiful." at which point the mexican looks at his cigarette and throws it over board and says "in my country cigarettes are plentiful." Of coarse now the American sits back, looks down at his cigarette and throws the mexican overboard......
2007-02-09 06:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Night Fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey fall off the tree?.......Because he wanted to!
why did the snake fall off the tree?..............
BECAUSE HE WAS STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!
i know, it's gotta be the stupidest joke in the world. sadly, i did not make this one up.
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Through out the entire high school football season "Malili" never was given a chance to play in any of the games. It was now the last game of the season and the team was winning by a lot of points. With about 2 minutes left in "malili" senior year of high school football the coach gives out a monsterous yell and says, Malili come here, are you ready to get pumped? Malili says, i- goach I pumb ub. Coach-O.K., Malili I want you to get in there and get vicious, Malili replies- O.GAE Goach. Malili exsitingly runs on to the field to play defense for the next play. Soon as the play is over, Malili runs back to the sideline and says to his coach, -Oka goach I never see Vicious, what number he wear?
2007-02-09 15:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋