how do my 2 little dogs take up so much space on the settee when they are so small!!?

Answer 1

lesson one;
dog has spread-ability
2 dogs have more spread ability
( I have three small dogs )

Lesson two;
who's settee is it anyway
does it say, in the purchasing agreement,
( see clause marked *dogs*, in the small print )
do you have sole rights, to this so comfy furniture ?
I doubt it very much

Lesson three;
Sitting on the floor is what people, who keep dogs do (a lot)
Yoga and stuff is good for you

Lesson four :
Relax, your settee will be much enhanced,
with a new duck down duvet ,for the settee.
watch them to snuggle on to .it
Hear them,snore their little heads off .
do not worry ,---when the little darlings ,
play wild games and rip it all to shreds !
Just quietly, go clear up the snow storm ,
and buy a new one for them !!!!!

lesson five;
Enjoy your dogs comfort !!!!
Psychiatrists every where,
will agree, that this is a 'normal ' situation.
and NOTHING to worry about ....

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Answer 2

If you're daft enough to let a dog up on your settee then they are clever enough to make sure they don't leave room for anything else! Dog's really do seem to expand to fit the size of the space they have and as they feel secure, then lying on their backs with all four legs in the air becomes their favourite position.
personally I don't like dogs on furniture. I think it is bad manners for my guests to become covered in dog hair!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

It's what I call the "expanding dog theory." No matter what size your dog is they will stretch out to take up as much space as possible leaving you hanging of the couch or bed. LOL!

Answer 5

Its got to be a dog thing! I have 3 very small dogs and I am sat at the edge of the sofa and at night in my kingsize bed I am pushed to the edge while they press up against me for my body heat!!

Answer 6

The floor is for dogs not the settee, they're a pack animal and they need a leader so you have to use your authority and show them who's the boss and the floor is their place, have four GSD's in this house so it would be utter chaos if they ruled me.

Answer 7

It's a dog thing, my little dog likes to stretch herself out taking up as much space as possible.

Answer 8

dogs like to stretch out and take up as much room as possible. my dog just watches and waits for me to move off the couch and then he takes over. he's a large dobie and he takes up all of the couch. lol he sprawls out on his back and extends all for legs up towards the ceiling.

Answer 9

i dont know but maybe the pet shop owner sold you two suckling pigs and just told you that they were dogs,it is amazing what a tin of evo stick and some barber shop hair can achieve.