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2007-02-09 06:35:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
2007-02-09 06:40:44 · update #1
no shiat, lady.
It's only a flesh wound!
Or, perhaps more apt:
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this god what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the christian...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead god when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the christian, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
and so on ;)
2007-02-09 06:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe no-one has yet used:
"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Though if we may stretch the Python canon, the best theology possibly comes in Time Bandits,
which includes Kevin asking The Supreme Being
(God as an Englishman, by Ralph Richardson)
"Please Sir, why do we have to have evil?"
2007-02-09 06:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It does sound like one, now that I think about it. I don't think Monty Python would find it amusing enough to put in a skit - I think they would just find it sad. They'd just sic the Black knight on them, or perhaps slap them with a large fish.
2016-05-24 02:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't really Monty Python related, but there are a LOT of candidates in this section for the glorious titles of "Mr. & Mrs. Taking everything literally".
2007-02-09 06:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now you've done it..
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea
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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
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Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
2007-02-09 06:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kallan 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah. Sometimes I feel like I'm yelling at a dead parrot. (Parrots of course being noted for their repeating of things they heard somewhere.)
2007-02-09 06:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would "we"?
Are you including Catholics in your generalization as well?
What about Buhddists?
Do YOU now feel like a MPP? :-P
2007-02-09 06:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Amberkrombe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I feel like the rabbit.
2007-02-09 06:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by dissolute_chemical 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yeah.
http://www.humboldt.edu/~awm3/personal/files/witchscn.html
2007-02-09 08:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now now, don't knock the knights who say Ni.
2007-02-09 06:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by Developing Minds 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋