funniest answer gets ten points, and a quota
2007-02-09 06:33:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
normally i would but i'm cleaning up for an UA, wait, oh yeah things not to say to a cop
2007-02-09 06:40:22 · update #1
I heard there was a half off sale at dunken doughnuts and I was just trying to get there before you did.
2007-02-09 06:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
OH MY GOD!!! I think the donut shop just caught on fire!
Or maybe:
Well, when I reached down to pick up my crack pipe, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged in the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Or how about:
No, YOU assume the position!
2007-02-09 16:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by friendly_future_cop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What I said to one of the Police Capts..........
I know - arrest me.........................................
Do not call him a cop he is a Policeman or Women........
I feel so schizophrenic when I am with you, take me
to a psychiatric hospital.....................................................
If you arrest the drug dealer that has been trying to take
me out I will bonk you all night...........................................
Who's your wife.................................................................
If I WAS A Policewoman then I would be a drunk and a
druggie, especially if you are talking to a Policeman parked
outside a bottlestore...........................................................
You remind me of the Yummy yummy song......................
I want to have a teddybears picnic with you.......................
My favorite character in Noddy was MR Plod.....................
You are the most beautiful Policeman in the world............
I have'nt had sex for 2 1/2 years.........................................
I am going to drag you out of your four by four and remove
your clothes and throw your magazines all over the ground
outside the bottlestore................................................................
I am not good enough for you, until I get nipped and tucked......
2007-02-10 07:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by gorglin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to swerve to the left and than take a hard turn to the right before I finally got the sucker.
2007-02-09 14:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Q~T 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Frodo! Hold my beer. You can keep that I got 5 more.
2007-02-09 16:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by no longer waiting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to ME? Well I'm the only one here! Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.
2007-02-09 14:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rebel-X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go have a donut
2007-02-10 03:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by John71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If or when He asks for license and registration, never say;
WHAT'S THE MATTER OFFICER?, IS DUNKIN DONOUGHTS CLOSED?.
2007-02-09 16:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Chuck-the-Duck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll buy you a donut if you let me off with a warning.
2007-02-09 14:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You wanna hold my beer while I get my license
2007-02-09 14:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jane 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋