Last years hide and seek champion.
2007-02-09 06:15:22 · 33 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blinding!!!! 10/10
2007-02-09 06:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by caesar 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! All this time?
I forgot if they were real blondes or platinum blondes:
I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of Them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has For sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up withThat stuff."
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center Was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. ====================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" ====================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
2007-02-09 06:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Dead Dingy *****
2007-02-09 06:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know?
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
2007-02-09 06:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And there was me thinking the answer was going to be Anna Nicole Smith
2007-02-09 10:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a roll tonight Cowboy,
lol
Tink x
2007-02-09 10:27:04 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anna Nicole Smith?
2007-02-09 06:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think she was good friends with the blond who "jumped off the Empire State Building...
Cause she thought her "Maxi pad" had wings!!!
2007-02-09 06:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by gemseeker 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-02-09 06:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by J K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE WILL BE A GOOD DEAL THINNERI SUPPOSE AND STOPED LOOKING FOR A BONE NOW COWBOY 10/10
2007-02-09 06:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋