Are there any good Romeo and Juliet quotes?

Question

If anyone knows any good quotes quotes from Romeo and Juliet plese submit. please make sure you note who says it.

Answer 1

The first words Romeo says to Juliet as he kisses her hand. It was enough for her to fall so deeply in love with him that she could not bear the thought of life without him.

ROMEO

[To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Answer 2

Romeo, Oh Romeo, where for art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name....
Sheakespere
LOL!

Answer 3

Hi,,, Parting is such sweet sorrow.....

Answer 4

Juliet Oh Romeo, wouldst thou leave me with my pony on the go? For if thou did I’d be obliged to slap it. And t’would never be exactly comme il faut, Indeed, I’d be constrained to handicap it.


Romeo Racy girl, full dressage would lead to insufficient woe, A prematurely consummated plot because I lingered. Pray, cool down till I remount incognito, And be content with fervid equus fingered.


Juliet Flaccid pilgrim, thou wouldst leave me here in vaginated toil, All wanting and askew, a panting ingenue, To work myself into an artless broil, Akin to hand-stretched, frothied Montagues!


Romeo Ah Juliet, it ne’er occurred to me in fondest reverie, That even spirited mares not beg for intermission. Aye, countless swindled maids must be’n recorded history, Encumbered and unsated by so minuscule a seat of acquisition.


Juliet Cockered boy, do not peter out on me in phallic bonhomie, For as you rise to empathize the nightingale doth sing, Which yet leaves time for lusty-thrusted spirited activity, By thine uplifted night bird fully...******...in wanton caroling.


Romeo Hollow night bird, tis not the nightingale you hear, But the prudent owl who know’st when to rest, Too wise to let us our own plot besmear, By labile minored pleas effused from being penisless.


Juliet Aye, pleas as soundless as thy hoots for venerated plots, Whilst nightingales give way to cranky larks, Who spend long sterile days tied up in knots, Unsparked by dickering, stage-struck patriarchs.


Romeo Poor stunted ears mistake the nagging screech of larks, For the gloried matinals of noble roosters, Whose fertile-throated calls ne’er fail to mark, The bawdy barnyard mien of great producers.


Juliet Alack, the pitied gait of limpest boosters, Fixed on long-winded plots but weakly proffered, By err-brained Montagues who would be roosters, Yet end stage-roasted capons, fully Stoppard.


Romeo Oh shamèd stable girl, thou wouldst malign, The noble-spirited clan of Montagues, Who even in high hubris would incline, To tender vulvaed Capulets sweet-tongued coos.


Juliet Hence bid to drink vile potions by a hasty-witted friar, Then enter stage-struck Romeo fully blindered, Who doth belie stilled Juliet consumed in wishful ire, For his scene-stealing heart at full tilt daggered!


Romeo Oh sacrilege! Thou wouldst impale my loving heart, For crimson lips and cheeks so fair in everlasting rest, Embraced in dateless bargain, never to depart Our own dim nightèd palace ever blest.


Juliet So quick forgotten thy dispatch of Paris, Whilst on thy whiny pilgrimage to me, Hence mewling over Tybalt in frozen animus, And none of it for me but all for thee!


Romeo Oh woe is me! Thou speak’st not as Juliet, Now lost most lovèd night bird, No greater beauty nature could’st beget, No sound more lovely in a single word.


Juliet Nay Romeo, thy self-love played to me as purest love, Doth come from fawning boys too blind to see, That plots which play as wars can not be love, That horses as would plots run loving free.


(Romeo makes a silent plea)


Juliet Long winded boy, alight. Save thy hackneyed story line, For trophied concubines best served supine, Akin to hollow-brainèd Rosaline..

Answer 5

No..........