An American tourist calls in at an Irish pub. "Sorry Sir, but we don't open until Midday. You're quite welcome to sit here though" The tourist finds a corner seat. After about ten minutes the landlord looks from cleaning the glasses and says "Would you like a drink while you're waiting?"
2007-02-09 05:54:55 · 12 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your Dad tells a good joke!
2007-02-09 06:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one from my old man:
A gentleman was beachcombing on the Golden Gate Recreation Area and came upon an antique lamp. He rubbed it and out came a Genie.
Genie said "Thank you, I have been inside the lamp since the last Global Warming era when the Dinosaurs were roaming. I like to grant you a wish."
The gentleman said "Well, it sure would be great to have a bridge like the Golden Gate spanning from San Francisco to Maui."
Genie said "Hmn! A suspension bridge over the Pacific is a superly tough engineering feat. Do you have a more reasonable wish."
The gentleman paused and answered "I guess so. I wish all the women are not exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, Maddening and infuriating hags?"
Genie said "... Hm! You want the bridge to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"
2007-02-09 07:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a joke? Sounds like it could really have happened in Ireland!
2007-02-09 06:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by hevs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh an irish joke, they're about as commonplace as blonde jokes aren't they.
but that was pretty good
2007-02-09 07:51:46 · answer #4 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL DONE POPPY VOX YOU CANT BEAT AN IRISH JOKE YOU IN BETTER HUMOUR TONITE 10/10
2007-02-09 06:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Poppy. V funny.
And the funniest thing is that I had to read it twice to get it! Doh!!!
Thanks for the laugh hon xxxx
2007-02-09 09:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by catwoman6942 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah , thats the way to tell em !!
2007-02-09 06:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha good one!
2007-02-09 05:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kenneth J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-02-09 06:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by beatyfabolus67678589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the irish............hehehe
2007-02-09 06:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋