damn flu sick of runny nose stinging nostrils and sore thoat my mate said somethin vile i have to tell u all?

Question

he said why have they not invented a snot srynge its sounds gross but maybe it would work not that i want to try it can you imagine a srynge full and the noise it would make as you sucked it out then again you nose would soon be empty and you would feel better he then added you could take it to a certain fastfood resturaunt and give it to them to add as a milkshake thickner lol how sick is that banana milkshake thicker than normal gross

Answer 1

They have already invented it! It's called a bulb syringe and it is used to clear babies' noses so that they can breathe. Your friend's other idea is disgusting, though.