It's important to have back up job skills... A gynecologist had become fed
up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he
decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from
the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want
to, appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
did all of it through the muffler."
2007-02-09 05:42:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Does he hire out?
ROTFLMAO!! Good one
2007-02-09 06:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by L.L.L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care if he was a gynecologist, rocket scientist or brain surgeon. No way in hell he could did ALL the engine work through the muffler!
I tried that in auto-mechanics with Suzie and Maria. All I got was a handful of goo!
2007-02-09 06:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got too much time on your hands!
2007-02-09 05:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by jojonjesse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, all the oldfool did was cut and paste. He did it no time!
Funny though.....
2007-02-09 06:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-09 07:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋