A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer
She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You
know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."
2007-02-09 05:31:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch! Harsh... maybe true?
2007-02-09 05:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's evil but hilarious. Okay, but once you stop laughing you feel kinda bad...
2007-02-09 14:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so cruel some people shouldnt be so self centred
2007-02-09 14:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd get rid of her too LOL
2007-02-09 13:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by porthuronphotos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋