Getting older...?

Question

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable
to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few
things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the
doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says,
"I can cure this."

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame,
and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only
use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall
rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I
don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "When your partner
can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is
'1234', and it will then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will
not
rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new
powers.

That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in
aftershave.

He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123"
and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the
medicine
man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123'
for?"

Answer 1

sucks for the old man.......feel bad for him

Answer 2

lmao love it 10/10

Answer 3

I like it.
(perhaps he will next year)

What do 'getting older' people use as a form of birth control?
The sight of each other naked!

Answer 4

Excellent! very funny - brilliant! I really like this one.

Answer 5

Wicked, what a laugh!

nice one, can't wait to tell my friends!

lol

Answer 6

I liked your follow up.

Answer 7

Great joke but doesn;'t apply to me.....When mine gets hard, there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!!!!

Answer 8

good one he is snookered for another year poor old bugger 10/10

Answer 9

Yes i like it.

Answer 10

there is a word for women like that
bee with an itch

Answer 11

very good, liked the ending hahahaha