can you please include the answer because i need to get some riddles for school, THANKS!
2007-02-09 04:56:38 · 4 answers · asked by I can be your Juliet 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a man stopped his car at the train station and suddenly realized he was bankrupt...how?,..................he was playing monopoly!.
2007-02-09 05:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by stephen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the lobster blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What is the difference between wheat and rice?
Wheat has heat in it, rice has ice.
Why is the number nine like a peacock?
Because without its tail, it is nothing.
Why do traffic lights turn red?
So would you, if you had to change in front of all those people!
2007-02-09 13:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms!
Q.What is greater than God
More evil than the devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you'll die?
A. Nothing!
2007-02-09 13:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by God loves you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how far can a person run into a forest?
half way than they are running out
2007-02-09 13:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jeffrey E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋