Three buddies are sitting in a bar icusing their wives and upcoming birthdays. One guy said "I think thisd year I will buy wife something that goes from 0-60 in about 4.10 sec."
"What would that be" a friend asks. "Well" he said "the new Corvette Z06".
Another firend chirps in " I am getting my wife something that goes from 4.0 - 4.2 sec. A Viper"
The thrid guy laughs and says " I beat you all. I giving my wife something that goes from 0-200 in under two seconds." "What the hell can do that" They both ask. " A bath room scale" he replies.
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This little kid goes to his mom and tells her he saw her and dad and they were both naked. He then adds her say her bouncing up and sown on daddy's belly and she said it is o help push the air out of dads big belly. The little bay tells his mon it won't work. She looks at him puzled and asks why." Well "he tells her, "as soon as she leaves in the morning teh single lady next door comes over and blows it up agian.
2007-02-09 04:37:14 · 4 answers · asked by STEPHEN S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first was hilarious and the second one was good too just wrong
2007-02-09 05:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the second one before its funny though
2007-02-09 04:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetteach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2007-02-09 07:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both of these have been on here before, sorry!"!!!!!!
2007-02-12 22:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋