When a man fights with his wife all day, he will get no piece at night.
2007-02-09 04:24:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhh, so true
2007-02-09 04:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by wonder woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who runs in front of car get tired.
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day .
Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches @ss should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money .
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left.
It take many nails 2 build crib,but 1 screw 2 fill it.
Man who drives like hell,bound 2 get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowed elevator smell different to midget
2007-02-09 12:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man who masturbates over cash register, soon comes into money
2007-02-09 12:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Savant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl who sits on brother-in-laws knee makes it very hard for sister
2007-02-09 15:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man go to bed with itchy anus, wake up with smelly finger.
2007-02-09 13:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite true as I have found from past experiences.
2007-02-09 12:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very true my favourite is a bird in the hand is worth 3 in a bush but I'll take the threesome boom boom
2007-02-09 12:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats true he wont get anything 10/10
2007-02-09 13:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fair
2007-02-09 12:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-09 12:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, totally accurate lol
2007-02-09 12:28:53 · answer #11 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋