One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
2007-02-09 04:22:54 · 10 answers · asked by Babe, pig in the city ;) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really not bad, but very cryptic, maybe too cryptic for some.
2007-02-09 04:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bizarre
2007-02-09 04:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this one in a long time, cool keep them coming
2007-02-09 04:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tae's Wifey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-02-09 04:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice u just made my day
2007-02-09 04:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by ARSENAL FC 4 LIFE!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little odd...but cute none the less
2007-02-09 04:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. i liked it
2007-02-09 04:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by HoldItDown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cat and my dog
they are both cute
and they are both
pain in my a.s.s.
2007-02-09 04:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
har de har har
2007-02-09 04:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it a lot!
2007-02-09 04:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by wonder woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋