I thought I'd ask, just for the hoot!
2007-02-09 04:19:11 · 14 answers · asked by Chris W 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey i am Chris w.....................what is the difference between a bad huntsman and a constipated owl.........One shoots and can't hit and the other hoots and can't s.hit....
2007-02-09 05:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this:
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what
happened."
Judge: "Proceed."
Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish.
I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."
15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.
Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the charges. But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald Eagle taste like?"
Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can
describe it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a Spotted Owl."
2007-02-09 12:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!!
2007-02-09 12:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea green boat
They took some honey
and plenty of money
wrapped up in a 5 pound note
The Owl said to the Pussycat will you marry me?
But the Pussycat replied I can't imagine having Little owlish kittens with whiskers and a tail feather!
2007-02-09 12:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't Owl's Make love in the Rain?
Because its Too Wet To Woo!
2007-02-09 17:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by WavyD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens when you cross an owl with a mouse? A dead mouse!
Why did the owl say "E -mail rocks? "Because he doesn't have to fly to deliver his letters!
Why does the owl go whoo when you look at them?
Because they are wondering whooo you are!
What do you get when you cross a joke book & an owl?
Good jokes.
All realllly bad, but you gotta laugh!
2007-02-09 12:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by spatchyboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the Owl fall out of the Tree?
Because he was dead.
2007-02-09 12:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two owls playin pool, one makes a foul and says, "you got two shots" the other owl being a bit deaf says " two hits to who"
2007-02-09 12:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by kon1uk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does an owl say when it sees a pedophile?
Who. Who.
2007-02-09 12:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by angrysandwichguy2000 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
all them jokes above are owlers lol
2007-02-09 12:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by meandean 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋