Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel.
As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “We don’t have any condoms. I''ll call room service.”
So he calls and asks for condoms.
The receptionist says, "OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?"
"Dont be stupid!" he says "I'll suffocate!"
2007-02-09 03:52:17 · 27 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so silly it's brilliant full marks
2007-02-09 04:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-02-09 11:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-09 11:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Harpo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very silly but brill. 10/10 good joke!
2007-02-09 11:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race?
They ended up in a tie.
2007-02-09 11:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute jaja
2007-02-09 11:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by Martha Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny.
2007-02-09 12:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-02-09 11:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats cute
dont it make to think that they might actually understand each other in that way
awwwwwwww
2007-02-09 11:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good none!!! hahahaha
2007-02-09 12:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋