its not like god gave me a receipt for him. i dont think the store will take him back.
2007-02-09 03:49:41 · 15 answers · asked by arthur king of the britons 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Which model did you get?
J-1-A: Baby Jesus
J-1-A-2 (Limited edition set): Baby Jesus with Mary and Joseph
J-1-A-3 (Limited edition set): Baby Jesus with Mary, Joseph and the Three Wise men
J-1-B: Pre-Baptism
J-2-A: Wedding Party Jesus with wine casks
J-2-B: Post Baptism with dove
J-2-C (two pack): Jesus and Satan in the wilderness
J-3-A (Limited edition set): Jesus and the Apostles
J-3-B (Limited edition set): Jesus and the Jewish Elders
J-3-C (Limited edition set): Jesus and Herod
J-3-D (Limited edition set); Jesus, Pilate and Roman centurion with scourge and action arm.
J-4: Jesus on the cross
J-5 (Limited edition set): Risen Jesus with open tomb
J-6 (Limited edition set): Ascending Jesus with cloud.
Make sure you have the proper batteries in your Jesus or that you have an adapter of the proper voltage.
If you have the proper power supply, your Jesus should self start and continue until you have said the proper command word `Amen'
Your Jesus should not be subject to either extreme heat or cold, with proper care your Jesus should last you a life time
Also make sure that you read the manual carefully, be careful that you don't get the Paulist version as it has conflicting directions of proper care and use.
2007-02-09 06:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing that Jesus is dis-functional. Take a look at yourself and ask for forgiveness. Jesus listens and sees and hears all. He is everywhere you just have to pray and have faith in Jesus. He will answer your prayers. Also, you have to believe in him. You'll be surprised what he can do for all. I have him on my mind on a daily basis as he does all. God Bless You.
2007-02-09 12:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by redrose11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful. Jesus and God is listening. God Bless
2007-02-09 11:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by channiek 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You got the wrong Jesus. You follow the antichrist.
2007-02-09 11:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, Jesus is always working properly wether we like it or not. It's us that is us, that is never working properly.
2007-02-09 12:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by niceandhot2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you obviously have a fake. Try the real Jesus, He'll never let you down.
2007-02-09 11:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must have one of the cheap designer knock-offs.
Unload the imitation one and get the real Jesus.
He'll never fail you.
2007-02-09 11:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take Jesus back to Home Depot and get some other mexican to cut your grass
2007-02-09 11:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by cjordan23 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're gonna have to cut your losses and throw him in the trash. It seems the only real solution.
2007-02-09 11:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you are trying to make him work the way YOU want him to. It doesn't work like that. You have to do what HE wants YOU to do.
2007-02-09 12:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by rbarc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋