A man was unemployed and bored, so he decided to sunbathe in the nude. His pen!s got badly burned, due to the fact it had never before seen the sun.
His wife - who was blonde - came home that night and they had sex.
While his wife slept, he looked for relief from the sting. He went to the refrigerator to find something cold to put on his body and only found milk. He poured some in a glass and dipped his pen!s into it.
At this moment his wife came bounding into the room, slapped the side of her head and marveled "So that's how you load the thing!"
2007-02-09 03:34:47 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-10 02:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-02-09 13:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-09 11:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by indian_mound 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badly Burnt??? Sounds like my wifes cooking.
2007-02-09 11:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the coolest joke I have read on here in a long time. That was freakin hilarious. Loved it.
2007-02-09 11:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. But a bit early in the day.
2007-02-09 11:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he. u have had 3 good ones just now. (the one with the counting condoms and the ducks) so well done!
2007-02-09 16:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! he he...blondes are so silly sometymes! but she might be right...you know thats how yall get that creamy milky texture! lol
2007-02-09 11:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is sick but it's wicked I like it
2007-02-09 12:51:43 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm
2007-02-09 11:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. *yawn*
2007-02-09 11:38:39 · answer #11 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋