-Yo mommas so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
-Yo mommas fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
-Yo mommas so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
-Yo mommas so fat, Bill Gates couldn't offord her fat.
-Yo mommas so fat shes on both side of the family.
2007-02-09 03:33:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
yo momma so fat, when she hauls *** it takes two trips.
yo momma so fat, after sex, you gotta roll over twice to get off of her.
2007-02-09 03:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Doogie Plowsher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so good a lot of the ones you have on here are really old school, the first one I havent ever heard and its ok but not great so all and all I would have to say I give it a 3. The guy who posted yo momma jokes had some good ones though. And the Bill Gates one makes no sense to me. Why woud you pay for someones fat? I dont know but I've heard better.
2007-02-09 11:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by hmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family
haha love them
2007-02-10 12:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by misspa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard them all before except for the Bungee jump one pretty good
Yo momma's so fat she's gotta get outta the car to change the radio
yo momma's so stupid during a black-out she went outside and starting doing the Electric Slide.
yo momma's so ugly she got in a cab and the driver said "where to sir?"
2007-02-09 12:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Çlïgér4™ ♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 5
2007-02-17 11:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat, that her pic on her drivers license says: continued on back side!!!
2007-02-16 21:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
2007-02-17 11:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by jjayferg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep
your mammas house is so dirty the cockroaches ride around in dune buggies
your mamma is so skinny she hangglides on a dorito
your mammas so fat when she gets into the tub the water in the toilet rises
2007-02-09 14:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jeffrey E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one from last week,
Yo mommas so nasty that when i went ova to her place and asked "whats for dinner?", she jumped on the dinner table,naked and spread her legs and yelled "CRABS!"
2007-02-16 18:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you just call my momma. did you
2007-02-16 06:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋