A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
2007-02-09 03:27:38 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi! i dont know but if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-09 04:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish. I was married and it was more like: 2001, 2002 and 2003.
2007-02-09 03:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke is way older than me!
Do you know the magic food that, when eaten, reduces a womans sex drive by 99%?
It's called wedding cake.
2007-02-09 05:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-09 03:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by indian_mound 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, AHAHAHAHAHAH
ITS TRUE MOTHERFRRRUCKER, WHEN U MARRRIED U GET NONE, WHEN U GO OUT WITH A GIRL FOR A YR U ALSO DNT GET NONE!
2007-02-09 03:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHaaaa!
Too funny!.......and I'm married!
2007-02-09 03:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha liked this one soooo true
2007-02-09 03:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. Heard before but still funny...
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-09 03:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, up to your normal standard
2007-02-09 04:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol thats so true
2007-02-09 04:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by linkin_park_jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋