Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2007. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Jon says, "Well, hell, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
2007-02-09 03:09:57 · 12 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahaha, that's great ;D
2007-02-09 03:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Gestures 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was sick but with my sick sense of humour I can see the funny side
2007-02-09 13:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-09 11:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant LMFAO and still laughing
2007-02-09 11:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny main, it made me sad more then happy :(
2007-02-09 11:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I thought that was gross!
2007-02-09 11:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!! we need more like this
2007-02-09 11:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!wasn't expecting that!!!!LMAO
2007-02-09 11:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-09 11:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-09 11:13:22 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋