My little brother got me with this one and I was so upset cuz he's only 13. I was so surprized that something like this came out of his mouth.
I was falling asleep in the recliner in the living room when my brother crawled up beside the chair and grabbed my hand.
He said, "One, Two, Three, Four I declare a thumb war.......Five, Six, Seven, Eight I use this hand to masturbate.
I was so shocked, my baby brother said that. But I have to admit that he caught me off guard and it was hilarious.
2007-02-09 03:00:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sure he was kidding but that wasn't the first this that walked across my mind being half asleep and all.
2007-02-09 04:05:34 · update #1
13 is a very curious age, he really did probably just rub one off before he came down stairs and grabbed your hand.
What i would do is on saturday morning, say he usually has to wake up for school at 7:00 and be there by 8:00, run into his room and like 7:50 and wake him up and say" hurry up, you're going to be late for school. He will look at the clock and not think about what day it is, he will just know that it is 7:50 and he will flip out for a second until he realizes its saturday. I did it to my brother and he jumped up all quick and started getting his clothes on then remembered and he was pissed. it was hilarious.
or right when he gets out of the shower and he is still in a towel, be by the front door and say hurry up you have to see this. when he comes down stairs you are pointing out of the front door and when he goes to look, push him with one hand and snag his towel with the other hand so you push him out the door and snag his towel at the same time and then you lock the door with him outside naked.
2007-02-09 07:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!...I hope you washed you hand after that....but on the brightside you can secretly laugh to yourself when u see ur brother shake hands with other family memebers such as uncles, cousins, grandmothers, etc. whom u really dont like...but all u have to think about it...hmmm...I bet they have NO idea where his hand has been! lol
2007-02-09 11:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHA...Too funny, especially from a 13 year old, I probably would have fell out of my chair..laughing///
2007-02-09 11:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by shellygirl06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High quality! I would of freaked out too! Your brother sounds too cool! LOL thanks for sharing I will have to try that one day. haha :0)
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-09 11:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by kinetic boobah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 funny!
2007-02-09 11:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i would freak out 2
2007-02-09 11:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY TO BE MEAN BUT YOU NEED MISTER CLEAN,NOT A DROP, NOT A SWOLLOW BUT THE WHOLE ******* BOTTLE
2007-02-14 20:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. what makes you think he was kidding?
2007-02-09 15:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!
2007-02-16 05:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Barbie M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the heck?! lol funny!!!
2007-02-15 20:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋