In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Alabama man who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
2007-02-09 02:48:52 · 25 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Alabama man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we wuz Friends."
2007-02-09 02:49:10 · update #1
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Done, that was great Jodi!!
For she's a jolly good lady,
For she's a jolly good lady,
And so say all of us,
And so say all of us!!!
2007-02-09 02:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by RobLough 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke.I am going to share it with my friends
2007-02-09 03:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Padmini Gopalan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Southerners are such gentlemen.
2007-02-09 02:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well wow he must have been some friends we need more people like that in this world god bless america
2007-02-09 03:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Tails 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-02-09 03:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-02-09 02:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really a question, but you made me laugh and gave me 2 points!
thanks
:)
2007-02-09 02:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by nicoles1504 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it.
2007-02-09 05:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by ttpawpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!too good!!!can't wait to share that one!!!
2007-02-09 03:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-09 03:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋