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an angry man married to an angry woman , when she was pregnant , the doctor was getting the baby out , the baby said : get lost , i will get out myself

2007-02-09 02:48:49 · 24 answers · asked by Luv Rulz 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

Wow!

Feisty and can talk already! Jerry Springer wants the baby on his show now!

2007-02-09 03:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1 0

I liked it.

It reminded of H. Ross Perot during his presidential campaign, bragging about being a self-made man. I said to my wife:

"I guess he conceived, and gave birth to himself.

As an infant, he fed, clothed, and sheltered himself.

As a child, he learned how to read, write, and speak by himself.

As a man, he grows and makes everything he needs by himself.

And, when he dies, he'll bury himself."

2007-02-09 11:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like someone has a 'thing' for Stewie Griffin.

And erm, no. We thought that joke was LAME AS.

2007-02-09 10:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mind Blank 2 · 0 0

I think its pretty funny but in a lame way no offense. Did you come up with that?

2007-02-09 10:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by TheQueenOfLA 3 · 0 0

lol angry baby

2007-02-09 23:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by 1111 3 · 1 0

What an angry baby......

2007-02-09 10:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha... it's funny because the baby has AIDS

2007-02-09 11:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Corny, but not bad. It would be better if they were from Brooklyn

2007-02-09 11:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by indian_mound 1 · 0 0

Not that funny

2007-02-09 11:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Shizzy T 1 · 0 0

I think that's funny.

2007-02-09 10:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by High on Life!!! 4 · 0 0

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