a good joke 2 start the morning off with?
2007-02-09 02:13:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to deliver a picnic basket to her gramma.
Before heading out, her mom tells her, "Little Red Riding Hood, be careful. The Big Bad Wolf is out there and he will pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f*ck your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood takes a shotgun out of the closet and puts it next to her and says, "It's ok, I can handle it."
So, Little Red Riding Hood starts out on her journey. First she runs into the Three Bears.
They say, "Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here all alone? Don't you know the Big Bad Wolf is out here and he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f**k your little red socks off?"
To which Red Riding Hood shows them the shotgun and says, "It's ok, I'm covered."
So, Red Riding Hood continues on, and sees the Three Little Pigs.
They say, "Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here alone? The Big Bad Wolf is out and when he finds you he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off."
Red Riding Hood again, pulls out the gun and says "I'll be alright".
So, Red Riding Hood is walking and she sees none other but the Big Bad Wolf.
The Wolf says , "Little Red Riding Hood, I have found you! I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off".
Red Riding Hood pulls up her little red dress, pulls down her little red panties, lays down on the ground, points the gun at the Wolf and says "NO. You're gonna EAT ME like the BOOKS says!"
2007-02-09 03:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come it means you are f*cked !
2007-02-09 11:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
2007-02-09 11:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cow cross the road?
2007-02-09 10:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i m trying to get one
i will be back soon.......
2007-02-09 23:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just find some on www.jokes.com
2007-02-09 10:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah:
-Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-I have a staph infection on my face because I was on corticosteroids which lowered my immune system.
-What am I supposed to say to that, that's awful?!
-I know.
hahahahaha IT'S TRUEEEEE!!! Let's see how many thumbs down I can get! I'm guessing 7!
2007-02-09 10:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 8⤋
I have an erection
2007-02-09 10:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋