What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over the top
2007-02-09 02:00:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!
or shall I say: 8+9+12+1+18+9+15+21+19= 112%
You gave more than your all for that one!
2007-02-09 02:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done peekaboo. you have exceeded yourself. Absoultely hilarious. 100/100. roflmao.
2007-02-09 02:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thats strange
2007-02-09 02:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!
2007-02-09 02:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-09 03:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEAUTIFUL!!!!
2007-02-09 02:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ thanks for sharing and a laugh.......
2007-02-09 03:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh
ROTFLMAO
2007-02-09 02:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋