2007-02-09 01:45:12 · 18 answers · asked by GODZILLA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's because Yahoo Answers doesn't exist silly.
2007-02-09 01:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to find myself taking issue with a giant Tokyo destroying monster on a public forum in cyber space but my Bible clearly mentions Yahoo, Yahooligans, Yahoda and Yahooism. I think it may be possible that Your not looking at the right passages, perhaps a second read would do You good, now don't get mad and wreck New jersey; it's just a suggestion!
2007-02-09 01:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because the Bible answers your question's better than yahoo answers...
2007-02-09 01:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by teejay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because yahoo answers has no role in the bible.
2007-02-09 01:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Christopher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you forgotten one of the most famous Bible verses of all time: "Then Jesus said, 'verily I say unto you, a man cannot enter the kingdom of heaven unless he enter through Yahoo Answers.'"
2007-02-09 02:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it does. I found this recently:
Luke 11:7
"Then the one inside Answers?, 'Don't bother me. The door is already locked, and my children are with me in bed. I can't get up and give you anything.'
My interpretation of this verse is that it is a prophesy that is talking about people in 2007 who get addicted to Y!A?. Its talking about one of us who is inside Y!Answers?, and is being bothered by a relative or roomate. Interpretation: Leave me alone, I'm not unlocking the door, I am busy answering religious questions on Yahoo.
2007-02-09 01:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Y/A was invented after the Bible was written.
2007-02-09 02:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because even mentioning the words “Yahoo! Answers” together is an immortal sin and no mad dared to write it out.
2007-02-09 01:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who says it doesn't? There's a theory out there that the actual name of the Hebrew god may be "Yahu".. the bible says that "
The god who answers by fire—he is God." So, could it be that "The Yahoo who answers by fire- he is Yahoo?" ;)
2007-02-09 01:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure the Bible speaks of the evil messenger...gotta be in here somewhere.
2007-02-09 01:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by djmantx 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋