i'm really bored right now and i could use a good laugh.....
2007-02-09 01:41:40 · 6 answers · asked by anna gr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy I've got many of them....let's see
Back in high school I was one of the guys. I hung out with 3 guys everyday. We usually ended up at Brad's house, his mother loved us. He has this thing about him. He's big, and mean looking with tattoo's everywhere...but somehow kids LOVED him. There was this neighbor kid Daniel. He was about 8 at the time. And he came over alot. One day he came in and pulled Brad aside to a corner of the room and asked him in that kid whisper that's loud enough for everyone to hear "brad, I heard this from my friend in school...brad...what's a bl*w j*b." Brad freaked a bit and looked at us in panic. We were equally as paniced and stood lifeless. Brad thought about it and finally responded. "Well, uh, it's the greatest thing in the world. It feels like.....well it just feels real good...but the thing is you can't do it until you get a lot older...otherwise it'll hurt you real bad." Daniel nodded enthralled and begged Brad to tell him what happened. Brad thought more and started again. "Ok...it's like this...but remember you can't do it until you're older. But what you do is...you take a straw and grape nerds...it's real important that they're grape...there's this hole on your...you know..and you gently put the straw into the tip. Not far, just a bit and you pour the grape nerds in the straw. And it's just the greatest feeling...but you have to wait at least 4 years...got it?"
We all laughed when Daniel left and thought it was great. By then the kid would know he'd been lied to and all would be ok.
About a week later we were again at the house and Daniel walked in and hung out with us watching TV. A little while later Daniel storms out of the bathroom, tears down his face and said. "Brad...You Lied!" And ran out the door.
2007-02-09 01:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a king offering his fortune and his virgin daughters hand to anybody in his kingdom that can dive off a cliff into shark infested waters, swim to shore, go through the maze filled with hungry lions and over the fire breathing dragon pit. When asked if there were any takers nobody took the offer.
Then, somebody dove off the cliff, swam to shore, went though the maze and over the dragon pit. The king approached him with the fortune and his daughters hand and the brave man replied,
"Keep your money and your daughter, just give me the motherf****r that pushed me off the cliff.
2007-02-09 01:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 17 year old friend had just gotten out of the shower and heard the doorbell ring. Thinking it was her mom she went to get the door in just a towel. When she opened it something got caught on the towel and it fell leaving her there entirely naked in front of what turned out to be the UPS guy. She slammed the door yelling "sorry!!"
2007-02-09 01:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by jus meeee :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did santa cross the road??
Bcoz he was stapled to the chicken
2007-02-09 01:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mike C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cow cross the road ?
2007-02-09 01:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try visiting funnyjunks.com
theres a lot of funny-but-lame stuff, think they're enuf to make u rofl
2007-02-09 01:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by dennis h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋