A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
2007-02-09 01:39:11 · 13 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one more joke
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
2007-02-09 01:46:47 · update #1
that is absolutely great and the best I've heard before i have to tell my mates even though I've emailed it to loads of mates all ready
2007-02-09 04:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by Alexsandra Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 x
2007-02-11 15:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-02-09 09:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by Red5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO LOL HAHAHA thats sooooo funny.
You made my day.
2007-02-09 09:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by Bella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaahahhehehehhahahahahhahoohohohohohahahaha.......that makes my tummy go giggle giggle....hehehe...9/10
2007-02-09 09:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2007-02-09 09:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. i will retell them both. keep up the good work and thanks for making me laugh this morning
2007-02-09 09:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. funny.. hahaha
2007-02-09 09:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 18:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.m.g................ That was very funny.
10/10. lol. xx
2007-02-09 09:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋