a medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about ''involuntary muscle contractions''.
to liven up the lesson he asked one of his female students, ''for example, do you know what your ar*ehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'' to which she replied ''probably having a drink with his mates
2007-02-09 01:32:13 · 11 answers · asked by emma d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-09 01:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyre probably more like menstral cramps, which you probably never get, and are having a hard time explaining. You get cramps and pains and pulls during the first few months of pregnancy, as your uterus stretches. Its normal. For the sake of explaining what you should not have, i will be graphic for a couple seconds here. you know when you have to poop real bad, and your pooping and your stomach muscles kinda "bear down" or push without you donig it on purpose? you should not be having those sorts of feelings, those are like contractions, and not like a stretching uterus. Cramp feelings like what you'd get on your period, or even a little worse, are normal. You can double check with your OB if youre concerned.
2016-03-28 23:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Charlene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the helpless prof.
a really nice 1
2007-02-09 02:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!10/10
2007-02-09 01:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... very funny... hahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-09 01:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh very very good ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-02-09 04:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very witty ha ha
2007-02-09 01:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 10:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. haha
2007-02-09 01:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-09 01:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by princessmelokia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋