What is the dumbest question you saw on Yahoo! Answers?
A ruddy fellow asking "What's your funniest(short) joke?"
This is just for a joke, pleeease dont take it seriously.
2007-02-09 00:57:13
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answer #1
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answered by Blaze 3
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I have 18 good ones
my favorite is
2 peanuts get in a fight- one was a salted
It's different here
but enjoy the rest
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." !
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
2007-02-09 00:51:02
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answer #2
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answered by darkratpoet 3
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Definition of trust: 2 cannibals giving each other a BJ
2007-02-09 00:47:39
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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HaHaHaHAHahahah ew.
Q: Why dont wemon need watches
A: Theres no road form the bed room to the kitchen
Q:What do you call a woman in hadcuffs
A:EASY
Q:Why are wedding dresses white
A: So the dish washer matches the refirdgerator.
(HaHa i KNOW i KNOW iTS WRONG)
2007-02-09 00:49:17
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Q: When a man falls of a ship you say "Man overboard."
What do you say if a woman falls overboard?
A: Full Steam Ahead.
2007-02-09 00:49:17
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answer #5
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answered by J-Rod on the Radio 4
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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?
Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.
2007-02-09 00:49:02
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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whats the difference between a NEW PENNY AND FIVE CENTS
2007-02-09 00:48:28
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answer #7
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answered by Rosiee x33 (: 2
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you understand, at a stoplight, eco-friendly skill flow, yellow skill supply up and purple skill supply up. properly with bananas its any opposite direction round. eco-friendly skill supply up, yellow skill flow and purple skill the position the **** did you get that banana.
2016-12-03 22:51:51
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answer #8
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answered by northcut 4
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Where do Crayons go on vacation?
Colorado!
2007-02-09 01:15:01
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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1.An old woman died in her teenage
2.U are intelligent and smart
3.Two women were sitting quiet
2007-02-09 00:50:38
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answer #10
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answered by cutiepie 3
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