God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
Make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments? "
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
Steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. "
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not
Commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
2007-02-08 23:54:17 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. "
"Commandments? " They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
2007-02-08 23:54:31 · update #1
Sure will, but it was a great read!
2007-02-08 23:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad but I can hear the whining from here 8/10
2007-02-09 08:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya i know this about the commandments
2007-02-09 07:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I use this plz?
I Cr 13;8a
Sorry no offense to anyone,
2007-02-09 07:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute. And I am not offended.
2007-02-09 08:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
Funny!!!
2007-02-09 08:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one funny
2007-02-09 08:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm...kinda funny
2007-02-09 08:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by angie20k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was long...
2007-02-09 08:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋