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Question

Vaseline Market Research

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

Answer 1

hahaha, ..............it's the first joke I've read today, and I though it was quite funny.. good way to start off the day..

Answer 2

Sounds like the woman who was in the bath when she heard a knock on the door. "Yes, who is it?" she asked, rather impatiently. "It is the blind man, madam," was the reply. So without bothering to grab a towel or anything, she came to the door in her altogether, only to see a man with a whole handful of blinds. (window blinds for those who don't know).

Answer 3

Nice joke

Answer 4

Okay, hehe not bad at all. You should just lock the door! lol

Answer 5

good one 10/10& a star*

Answer 6

Extremely funny!! LMAO!!!!

Answer 7

very funny

Answer 8

damn!!! your jokes are good!! 8/10

Answer 9

hehe Cute. :D

Answer 10

Thanks for the tip............hehehe, will try that one...hehehe