Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
on that morning
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy
Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They
will remember
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a
word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning
Boss, and by the way "Happy Birthday"
It felt a little better that at
least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,when Jane knocked on my door and
Said, you know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday
What do you say we go out for lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go !"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quite bistro with a private table. We had two
martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a
beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment it's just around the corner.
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "
Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment I'll be right back
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake.....Followed by my wife , my kids
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
Birthday".
And I just sat there...On the couch...
Naked.
2007-02-08 23:21:22 · 20 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wooohoooo !! that was funny thanks i nearly wet my pants ROFLMAO
2007-02-08 23:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely not. She was obviously trying to get something kinky going.. Get her In a private place and show her some home movies. start wth the mexican girl and the donkey movie. she'll gain some much needed respect for you.
2007-02-08 23:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by ancientcityentertainment 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU!!!
i needed that...as my husband usually forgets my b-day...until 3 days later!
now, i know to NOT go anywhere "out of the norm"!!
2007-02-08 23:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a very good joke &
hope boses need such secretary
2007-02-09 15:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, this is a good one! He needs some spanking! haha
2007-02-08 23:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super joke , the best i have heard all day
2007-02-08 23:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one
2007-02-08 23:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by katy23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGosh!!!! That soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-08 23:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by ~Taylor~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-02-09 00:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh heh heh
that's good! thanx
2007-02-08 23:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! hilarious
cracked me up!
2007-02-08 23:27:00 · answer #11 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋