Two farmhands went to a country dance.
Joe had a wooden eye and was very self-conscious about it.
Joe told the other guy, Bill, that he was worried about someone
saying something about his wooden eye. Bill told him not to
worry because it was a good eye and most people couldn't tell
it from a real eye.
Bill danced nearly every dance as there was a lot of farm girls
there. But Joe didn't dance at all. Finally, Bill went over to Joe
and asked if he had danced with any of the girls.
Joe said that he hadn’t because he was concerned about
someone saying something about his wooden eye. Bill told him
again not to be concerned about it. Bill pointed to a girl sitting
across the room and said,
"See that good-looking girl over there? She's got hairy arm pits and hasn't danced once tonight. I danced with her once before & she's an excellent dancer and real
polite too but she’s just a little deaf. Go over there and ask her to dance.
She won't say a thing about your wooden eye."
So Joe had a couple of more snorts of courage and went over
to the girl and asked, "Would you want to dance?"
To which she replied, "Wouldn’t I…?
Wouldn’t I??"
Joe replied, "YOU HAIRY ARM PIT!! YOU HAIRY ARM PIT!!!!"
2007-02-08
21:41:54
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