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i posted this yesterday and people loved it now some had it violated removed and 10 points deducted should be able to see who complains about our jokes? A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a
>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
>thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
>"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
>two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
>Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . that
>phrase in no time."
>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
>solution."
>
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As
>he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
>placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
>parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
>some fun?" There was stunned silence.
>Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
>answered!"

2007-02-08 21:14:14 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Put a star to prove you think its good and lets see what happens

2007-02-08 21:18:36 · update #1

if you enjoyed that check out my two nuns joke on this link its still open http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgrmSBn3cj3yY57vcPuzJZQgBgx.?qid=20070208033422AAo0Lcs

2007-02-08 21:36:10 · update #2

34 answers

Hilarious!! I don't know why some people are so uptight. I would like to be able to see who complains about my questions too. Don't you think you should get your points back if your Q. doesn't post?

2007-02-08 21:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0 0

I think that is hilarious - keep em coming regardless. Or should I say carry on regardless.

I wouldn't take any notice of the person/s who like to get any type of positive removed, of course some religious people may not find this funny tis true.

In answer to you question not everyone has lost their sense of humour, just temporarily misplaced it I think.

Congrats on your ability to spready a little laughter, Yahoo Q & A sure needs more people like you.

A smile a day keeps the doctor away and who knows what wonders a Laugh can do.

Be Happy

2007-02-08 21:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0 0

The ones I have as contacts are full of humor and it is far from dry. At least your questions posted, every time I ask a question about Canadians, Yahoo will not even post them. Some do have a good sense of humor about themselves and a few don't. They are no different from any other nationality or social group on here.

2016-05-24 00:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Awsome Joke Dude. Gotta love them parrots

2007-02-08 21:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by H Vice 3 · 0 0

Praise the Lord an original and hilarious joke. Best laugh I've had for quite a while. Thank you very much!

2007-02-09 00:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Giggle. Yep, Yahoo are right up the a'rse of the bible bashing, poe faced cretins that proliferate here. If anybody makes a comment saying that this sort of thing isn't appropriate, I think we should all report it as abuse. Wankers.

2007-02-08 21:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Excellent, some people are intellectually Mal-evolved, hence their brains don't have the capacity to function with a sense of humour, remembering to wipe their backside takes up most of the cells they have. Don't be disheartened, keep em coming.

2007-02-08 21:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by agincort 2 · 1 0

Amusing joke. Yeah, there are some real sticks in the mud in our society. Just look at like this. The one's who never laugh are insane and very miserable. Sucks to be them.

2007-02-08 21:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by guy o 5 · 0 0

If these "people" dont have a sense of humour why the hell do they bother to log into jokes and riddles in the first place. they should log into the politics section, no, on second thought youd need a sense of humour there.

2007-02-09 01:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 0 0

Excellent!

2007-02-09 02:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0 0

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