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Yes, you can, and they have some of the best fornication you could ever imagine! All the best fornicators throughout history await you to satisfy your deepest, darkest, physical urges, and nothing is taboo, too wild or too scary. Hell is the best place to go for fornication, they don't have it at all in that other place, so why go anywhere else?

2007-02-08 20:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

You sold me. I will practice as much as I can while I am on earth.Hopefully when I am in hell they will supply me with shaved poodles, hot canola oil, and a Milton Bradley game of Twister.(You know, all the usual stuff.)

2007-02-08 20:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

First, we have to define what "hell" is before knowing who goes there. Fornication is like every other sin and the "killer" in all sins is not so much the act as it is the lack of repentance. If one is not "dead" immediately after committing a sin, that means there is a chance of forgiveness. This means that it is the repeatedness of a sin that kills more that the one time act or action of sin. And as for hell, there are many definitions of it as there are peoples and because of that, I always advice friends to stick with life and the good they can do with and in it so that it wouldn't matter if there is a hell or not.

2007-02-09 04:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy M 3 · 0 1

No, I don't believe you can.go to hell for fornication. Besides, haven't you heard of the 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven? Just become a Muslilm and ... voila!

2007-02-09 04:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 0

Yes. It is amazing for how many things you can go to hell. For one Eat meat on Friday and you are guaranteed a place in hell.

2007-02-09 04:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by The Stainless Steel Rat 5 · 2 1

recognize, you create your hell or heaven! stop looking to some foriegn higher power to live your life for you. you could be in hell for whatever you want!

2007-02-09 04:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by ONEMIND 2 · 1 0

Yeah, but there will be murderers, liars, thieves

that kind of ruins the picture

2007-02-09 04:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 0 1

An eternity of pain for a moment of pleasure.....good deal.....

2007-02-09 04:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by carl 4 · 2 0

yeah, and try fornicating in a furnace!

2007-02-09 04:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by ekduin 3 · 0 2

Sure why not. In Heaven you must remain chaste lol!

2007-02-09 04:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by acrobatic 3 · 2 2

Why ask a question that you answer yourself?

2007-02-09 04:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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