1. These answers are for specific people(you know who you are).
2. I will choose the questions to answer but will reply to all asked.
3. You will give the money to people of my choosing, I dont want it.
4. All answers will be answered in solid truth. No games, No scams, No tricks.
5. Questions can be any of past, present or future.
6. My advice to you is: Think hard before you speak
7. This offer has a time limit.
8. I dont care who you are.
THE DEVIL
2007-02-08 19:51:07 · 10 answers · asked by isnowopen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Everyone's always talking about getting the (s)hit end of the stick, but what's on the other end?
2007-02-08 19:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1- We don't have supernatural powers you do, so we DONT know who you are directing these questions to.
2-What? give us the question then
3-Like anyone on Yahoo answers at 4 AM has one million dollars, get real.
4-why should we lie, know why YOU would lie- I don't know, I thought the devil is incapable of telling the truth.
5-of course the questions can be of anytime-- you know all, you are of course, a fallen angel, aren't you?
6-who is speaking? I'm typing.
7-yes, yahoo sets the limits on how long a question can be posted.
8-why should you care? you want our souls don't you?
2007-02-09 04:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought the devil buys souls, not sells answers. I have the slight suspicion that this might be a scam, I just cannot put my finger on it yet ...
2007-02-09 04:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by NaturalBornKieler 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a pretty dumb devil and I'll tell you why. First, your question is NOT a question. Second: you ask for money when we all know that you are the money itself.
2007-02-09 04:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Precisely. Please no theories, i want a specific location. One bone, tooth, hair, or piece of skin.
2007-02-09 03:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gimme the 1,000,000 first
2007-02-17 03:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by q8abat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have we taken our meddies today?
2007-02-09 04:20:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First question:
How do you know when I've paid up?
2007-02-09 03:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and i would say you were overpaid, and no one would have sure knowledge that you actually told the truth.
Ask GOD in faith EVERYONE, He will answer.
James 1:4,5
2007-02-09 03:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lost!
2007-02-09 04:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by ekduin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋