1) There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn't the blonde?
-Her door was locked!
2) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
3) A Blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said:"there's no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and the voice tells he
2007-02-08 19:03:09 · 17 answers · asked by Ms. Q & A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
her there are no fish there. So she looks up and see's a man looking down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" So the man cooly says "Well first of all this is a hockey rink and you're going to have to pay for those holes.
2007-02-08 19:05:14 · update #1
--always good ones.. even though i've heard them before... here's some to add to your collection:
three blondes walk into a bar: you'd've thought at least one of them would'a saw it!
once there was a blonde who hated the steriotipical blonde stuff, so she set out to rebuke all blondes doing stupid things.
she came across a blonde who was rowing a boat in a normal, unflooded feild of grass. The blonde on a misson pulled over her car adn shouted at the rowing blonde: You are the kind of blonde who gives the rest of us bad names, and if i could swim, i'd go out to you and give you a peice of my mind!
2007-02-08 19:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde and a brunette on a plane. The plane was an old one and was about to crash. The pilot asked the passengers to go onto the wings and balance out the plane as one of the engines failed. The blonde went to one side and hung off of it and the brunette went on the other and did the same. The pilot the asked for one of them to fall to reduce the amount of weight on the plane. The brunette bravely replies "I will fall off to save your lives". Hearing this the blonde clapped proudly.
2007-02-08 22:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very good.
Did you hear about the blonde that was pulled over for speeding by a blonde traffic officer? The officer said, "show us your licence."
The blonde driver was frantically looking through her purse for it. "I can't find it!" she said, "I can't remember what it looks like."
The blonde officer said, "It has your picture on it."
The blonde comes up with her compact and on opening it, sees her reflection and hands it to the blonde officer.
"Oh," said the blonde officer on looking into the mirror, "you should have said you were a policewoman. Off you go!"
2007-02-08 19:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by whatotherway 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, hey, the blond was supposed to float too! she's an airhead!
this was from another blonde joke i knew of,
anyway, no offence, just a joke.
2007-02-09 01:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Yoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha, too bad it wasn't about being a brunette because it seems I'm a blonde and it looks like your grammatical errors and spelling faux pas make you the idiot, imbecile, ignoramus, pee brain, pencil head, potato head, mentally challenged, illegally ignorant, insufficiently intelligent, GED challenged, 1 point scorer on his/her SAT's and that is the point you receive for spelling your name. Shall I go on, no I better not, it'll take you ALL NIGHT to have someone read this to you.................
2007-02-08 19:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by mac 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha a good jokes well i promised myself i would go to bed when a joke made me laugh so good night
2007-02-08 20:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the main suitable! (a side- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can because of the fact it mentioned: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-11-02 23:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Nice to see something different on here.........
2007-02-08 19:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by havasufem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones
2007-02-08 19:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats blondes....lol
2007-02-08 19:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋