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2007-02-08 18:44:05 · 16 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3-4-5-6-,11111,3,4,5. ouch !! what just bit me? LOL
2007-02-09 04:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by L.L.L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao great one 10/10& a star*
2007-02-09 02:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont discriminate.. people with mental problem are people too.. dont make fun of them.. they already have enoght sh1t in their head to bother them
2007-02-09 04:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by COlder THaN AlaSka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that very funny, but some may not!
2007-02-09 02:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Phew!!!!!! call the ghost busters...
LOL... nice one.. hahaha.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-09 02:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, thank you! I feel so much better now.
2007-02-09 02:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by fe2bsho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao good one â¥
2007-02-09 02:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol I like
2007-02-09 02:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Q & A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!! omg dude, that is hilarious!!!
2007-02-09 03:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahaha
2007-02-09 02:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋