policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-02-08 18:19:55 · 7 answers · asked by Ms. Q & A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny - good one
2007-02-08 18:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me once i ate so mant doughnuts that my eyes glazed over and srpinkles started comming out of my ears!!
2007-02-09 02:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Kate P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-09 02:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical!! How long was he in for?
2007-02-09 02:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. good answer!!! hehehe
nice one.. thanx
2007-02-09 02:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-02-09 04:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-02-09 02:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋