English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

..."OK, you may masturbate on me - but, that's all about it - No touch my hand, you f***"

2007-02-08 18:14:30 · 17 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I wanted to use the word "kindest" stead of "nicest"

2007-02-08 18:20:27 · update #1

17 answers

I said "Back off, Kanka"

2007-02-08 18:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by somathus 7 · 4 0

I would say "Learn to spell & string a sentence together"

Now let me see what sex type word rhymes with Kanka ?

2007-02-09 04:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If I posted what I would say an oversensitive gay would report me.
Most of my violations have been for gay-related comments.
They can be wayyyyyyyyyy too touchy.

I think it's the consciences cos they know it's wrong really.

Whereas lesbians, now that's a different story........
I could watch them all day & night

2007-02-09 03:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 3 2

If I ever get to the stage ,where I don't know which way to turn I'll give you a call

2007-02-09 05:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1 0

Only a homophobic - who's wrestling with his own sexuality - would say that.

I'd be flattered.

2007-02-09 02:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

It happened to me and all i said was im not gay but im not homophobic, so he went on and left me alone!

2007-02-09 04:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by Confused 2 · 0 0

"Sorry mate I'm straight but if I wasn't....." I know it's a bit cliche but he was very shy and had probably spent ages working himself up to it.

2007-02-09 02:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by xpatgary 4 · 1 0

wierdo

2007-02-09 05:33:57 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1 0

What?

2007-02-09 02:17:47 · answer #9 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 1 0

you scare me

2007-02-09 03:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2 0

fedest.com, questions and answers