A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
2007-02-08 17:06:47 · 26 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she uses a camera and not a gun
2007-02-08 17:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She shoots him with a gun that fires cameras at a rate of 5 per minute... not enough to kill him. Then, they go scuba diving, and she's blonde so she tries to drown him, and after 5 minutes realizes that he's wearing a suit that allows him to breathe underwater. Finally, she hangs him on his foot because, once again, she is blonde. She wants everyone to see him strangling, so she takes a picture of it, processes it, and hangs it to dry. When she realizes she is a blonde dumbass, she apologizes, and they go out and enjoy a lovely dinner.
Sorry... I was bored :P
2007-02-08 17:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman took her husband's picture, developed the negative, and hung the finished picture to dry before going out to dinner with him.
2007-02-08 17:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by JADE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She shoots him with a camera.
She develops the film in her own home darkroom, under the water that is developing fluid.
She hangs the photograph to dry or perhaps on the wall.
Then, she's hungry, and they go to Olive Garden!
2007-02-08 17:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet n Sour 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, she takes a snap of him,develops the film in the solution, hangs it up to dry and then goes out for dinner.
2007-02-08 18:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she shoots him an email, has a quick phone call and hangs up on him, then meets him for dinner?
nevermind, all those photo answers are better. i think i've even heard this before but i'm a little off my game right now.
2007-02-08 17:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She takes her husbands phtograph, processes it and then hangs the picture up to dry.
2007-02-08 17:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She just took a picture of him and then developed it herself.
After the picture is hung up to dry, they go out to eat together.
CUTE
2007-02-08 17:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman is a film director.
2007-02-09 11:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman is a film director.
2007-02-08 17:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by pizzaman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. I think I am going to go against the grain and think more along the lines of "Weekend at Bernies".
Yeah. Thats my answer
2007-02-08 17:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by Chipilona 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋