I got this in an e-mail today. I hope you like it.
If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or
train.... (not recommended, just funny!)
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
2007-02-08 16:59:35 · 9 answers · asked by Walter D 3 in Travel ➔ Air Travel
LOL..man i m goin to do that..specially im Egyptian "arab"? but yeah i will speak my lang ans scare the F out of that peson
2007-02-08 17:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Moe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but I wouldn't risk it. Seriously. Too many people out there with no sense of humor... might shut the person up but might land you in jail, too!
I fly a lot and get stuck next to some seriously annoying people. Like the woman who wanted to chat the whole way back to DC from Las Vegas on the red-eye... it's 1 in the morning, everyone's broke down from being in Vegas, and she wanted to tell me her life story. She finally took the hint when I told her I was going straight from the airport to my office to work a full day and I really needed to get some sleep.
But for those who don't get the hint (and I've done this twice) I just start talking about how my cat is the leader of the alien revolution. I tell them how hard it is for me to be out of town because I know all the neighborhood cats have been having secret meetings in my house while I've been gone. They've been working on their plans to bring the cat overlords from the mothership. I tried to thwart their plot by lining all of my windows with tinfoil before I left, to block the transmissions back to the mothership, and also by placing coffee grounds along the east side of the house, because the transmissions are clearest from the east and everyone knows cats hate coffee, so maybe that kept them from getting their transmissions through.
Give someone a story like that and they shut up right away!
2007-02-09 10:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by dcgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And once the plane lands and You are escorted into custody (if the Air Marshall has not already put two rounds through You head), You will be able share this little joke with everyone whose life You have impacted upon. They say that "You can't put brains in a statue" and I guess that there is some merit in it!
2007-02-09 01:47:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Yeah couple times actually, worst one was I had to sit next to a woman with a Paris Hilton dog, she and her dog were having doggy talk throughout the whole trip.
2007-02-09 01:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Still Standing 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On my long trip back from Hawaii. woman thought the plane was going to crash in San Fran. Had to tell her to SHUT UP. Then i leaped her to get off the plane, cause she was to busy talking on her cell phone.
2007-02-09 01:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jonny5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, is that like the "find the red dot" powerpoint file that went out awhile ago? I'll have to send your link to my cousin first, have him tell me what it is...
2007-02-09 01:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.o
is this a screamer? (didn't want it to ht zero)
2007-02-09 01:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by Trey123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one heheheh
2007-02-09 01:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by xoxbekaxox 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA. That is awesome.
2007-02-09 01:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋