a man is asks his friend how he would explain logic. the man says "well, do you have a lawn mower?"
the friend says "yes"
"then by that logic, you have a lawn"
"yeah your right"
"and if you have a lawn you must have a house"
"yes"
"then you must have a wife to have a house"
"well yes i do"
"and you must have sex with her"
"of course"
"then logically, you heterosexual"
"oh, ok thanks, i think i get it"
the next day the guy is going to visit another one of his friends, he tells him about how he learned what logic is, so his friend says "ok whats logic?"
he says "do you have a lawn mower"
"no"
"then your gay"
2007-02-08 16:43:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL !!!
2007-02-08 17:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Vrijilesh Rai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought logic is what happens when a guy makes love to a woman who is a professor of Philosophy and when he "reaches the top of the mountain", so to speak, his member is so swollen he can't pull it out.
2007-02-08 17:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is too funny!!
but what is the question?
2007-02-08 16:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by ramzoid1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Good one!! Loved it! hahahahahaha!!
2007-02-08 16:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
2007-02-08 17:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!
2007-02-08 16:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious!
2007-02-08 16:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋